I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday,' and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone 'Happy Birthday.’ I thought …. well, that's marriage for you, but the kids .... they will rememb...
Women do age like wine
Some of them get better, others turn sour.
The ones that turned sour weren't properly corked.
My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine
So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she Sangria then ever.
After a long day at a conference a group of weary professionals met up at a famous bar.
After much discussion of the awesome array of gins, vodkas, whiskeys, wines, imported beers and ales, everybody ordered alcohol except for one guy. He ordered a cup of coffee.
One of his companions asked him "no offense, but why aren't you drinking?" The coffee drinker said, "I'm a recover...