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Wines Jokes

Starting a tour to see all of the area protected wines in France.

I call it the Appellation Trail

Women are like fine wines

You can get them cheaper if you go abroad

My brother always gets mad when I mess with his red wine

So I added some Sprite and oranges to it and now he's sangria than ever...

Women do age like wine

Some of them get better, others turn sour.

The ones that turned sour weren't properly corked.

A bottle of wine

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

 

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.
With a silent...

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