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Widths Jokes

A lot of people are afraid of heights.

Not me, Iā€™m afraid of widths.

I used to work in an art supply store.

I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.
Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?"
Me: "Certainly, what width?"
Customer: (confused and slightly annoyed) "Scissors?"

What do Trigonometry teachers smoke everyday?

Widths.

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