What's the volume of a pizza with a radius of z and a thickness of a?

Pi * z * z * a

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What's the difference between a Good pizza and a bad prostitute?

The thickness of the crust.

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A man with a lisp went on a blind date to a heavy metal concert

Paul had been ridiculed all his life for having a lisp. As a kid, he was bullied in school. As an adult, he caught coworkers making fun of him when they thought he couldn't hear. He would even notice cashiers trying to stifle their laughter. No woman would ever go out with him, and he felt resigned ...

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