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What's the volume of a pizza with a radius of z and a thickness of a?

Pi * z * z * a

2 Mexican gang members...

Carlos and Pepe; are lost in the desert after a drug deal gone wrong...

After days wandering aimlessly, Pepe finds a tree covered in pork. Bacon of all kinds and thicknesses, gammon, sausages and pulled pork hanging in place of leaves.

Not wanting to waste energy on what could potentia...

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What's the difference between a Good pizza and a bad prostitute?

The thickness of the crust.

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