Tell them ,"your iq must be the same as the curvature of the earth."
Your mother is so fat...
...that she could see the curvature of the Earth.
Call it a hunch...
But I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.
Why a flat earther can't joke about your mom.
She's so fat, they can't see her curvature from ground level.
(My attempt at an original "yo mama joke")
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In a remote village
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