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Curvature Jokes

I made a graph to plot the curvature of bells.

The distribution was random.

Call it a hunch...

But I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.

A physicist, mathematician, and engineer go to target practice

The engineer is up first and hits 5 inches to the right of the bullseye. The physicist says, "No no no, you forgot to account for the curvature of the Earth and the wind." The physicist does his calculations, but misses 5 inches to the left of center. The mathematician yells: "BULLSEYE! Great job gu...
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