Weighing Machine Jokes - 2 Hilarious Weighing Machine Jokes

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Another Yo Momma joke..

Yo Mamma so fat that when she stands on a weighing machine, it says "to be continued..."

For her birthday, my wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 in 5 seconds.

So I got her a weighing machine...

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