A woman caught her husband on the weight scale, sucking in his stomach.
“That won’t help you, Joe, you know?”
“Oh it helps a lot,” says the man, “it’s the only way I can see the numbers!”
I tried to use a talking weight scale today...
And it said, "One at a time please."
Why didn’t the Jedi return his weight scale?
He wanted to keep the balance.
The most hilarious Yo Mama Jokes, Let's do it guys!
Three from my side:
Your Mama So Fat,
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
folk exercise by jogging around her!
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Bob forgot his wife's anniversary
His wife is pissed as hell. She is so pissed, in fact, that she says, "I want to see something that goes from 0 to 200 in 60 seconds or I'M LEAVING YOU!!!" She runs off to go to work.
Bob is extremely worried. His family didn't have that much money in it anyway because they were in great ...
Three men were discussing the presents they gave their wives...
Guy 1: I gave my wife something that goes from 0-60 in 4 seconds
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: A brand new Porsche 911
Guy 2: Well I gave my wife something that goes from 0-60 in 3.2 seconds
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: A brand new Ferrari
Guy 3: That's nothing I gave my wife ...
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