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Washing Powder Jokes

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I used to do drugs until some asshole dealer ripped me off with a gram of washing powder.

I've been clean ever since.

Addiction has drastic affects on your body.

I used to be addicted to washing powder. I'm clean now.

Why don't upper class men wash their own clothes?

Because the washing powder is a deter-gent.

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Stunt Pilot!

A woman walks into a supermarket and on her way 'round she sees the bloke with whom she had sex the previous evening. She had gone home with him, shortly after they had met in a pub.

The young man is stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves.

"You lying sod!" she yells, "Last night ...

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