I tried to download an ATV.

But it was a bit Buggy.

I know many people have been appalled by reopen protestors risking public health for questionable reasoning. But, just remember 2-3% of em’ will be dead in the next few months anyway....

....not from Coronavirus but from fireworks accidents and ATV rollovers

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The Cat...

What's the best vehicle for watching movies?

ATV

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Two farmers

Two farmers are riding on four wheelers making sure all the fencing is still good to keep the cows in.

During their inspection they come across a cow with his head stuck in the fence. "HOOOOO-WHEEEE!!!!!!" Yells the first cowboy. And he jumps off that ATV and runs over and starts just fuck...

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