A boy asks his teacher, "What's a palindrome?"

"A racecar," replies his teacher.



*20 years later*



The boy bursts out of a bank wearing a ski mask and with bags of money in his hands. "Where is the palindrome?" he asks his getaway driver, who was sitting in a kayak.

What’s a racecar backwards?

Terrible

Jokes for car guys

WHAT DO WE WANT?

RACECAR NOISES!!!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?

NNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Racecar spelled backwards is racecar.

But, racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

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What do you call a bisexual racecar driver?

The fast and the curious

Hey girl, are you a racecar?

Because 6 guys could service you in 12 seconds.

My annoying cousin keeps bragging about sleeping in a racecar bed.

Jokes on him. I sleep in a real car.

What do female racecar drivers wear?

a skkkkiiiirrrrrrrrrrttt.

If a piano player is called a pianist

Wouldn't a racecar driver be called a racist?

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Irving visits a nursing home

Irving is a Jewish widower who is getting up in years. His family is worried it may be time for Irving to go to a nursing home. They arrange for him to spend a weekend in a nursing home to see how he adjusts to it.

His eldest son Sheldon takes him to the home on Friday and tells his father he...

Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome?

Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.

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Why are your hands covered in blood?

Two young children, a girl and a boy, are neighbours. One day they're playing naked in the boy's sandbox and the girl asks: "What's that?" pointing to the boy's crotch. He says he doesn't know. The boy asks: "What's that?" pointing to HER crotch. She doesn't know either...

So that night they ...

Depressed race car mechanic.

Scene: a psychiatrists practice:


'Doc, I'm a mechanic I work for a racecar driver. It's utterly depressing ... I get to fix his car up, maintain it, tune it to perfection. But never -not once- have I been allowed to take it for a spin. It's crushing a depressing to think that such a wonde...

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