Usps Jokes - 13 Hilarious Usps Jokes

USPS releases a stamp with Trump's picture

The US Postal Services releases a stamp with a picture of President Trump. But the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After weeks of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presen...

This is a joke about USPS

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I recently got hired as a USPS mailman.

I was really excited about it, but my dog wouldn’t talk to me for a week afterwards!

Why did the Air Force test pilot decide to work for USPS after retiring from the service?

Because she still enjoyed pushing the envelope.

It's funny how trump has issues with the USPS

isn't his wife a mail-order bride?

Did you guys hear that the USPS system is backlogged by a week or two?

I just got the news from my mailman.

What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

Anyone else tired of how long it takes the USPS to mail a package or letter this time of year?

It’s part of DeJoy of Christmas.

How do you know if it is really a USPS employee that goes postal?

The bullets hit the wrong building three days late.

There's all this talk about the lack of women in STEM, but it's always been surprising how no one bats an eye at USPS.

After all, their workforce consists entirely of mail trucks.

What is a cat owner’s favorite delivery service?

The usps pssss psss psss

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USPS came out with a Donald Trump stamp. They were Yugely popular at first, but suddenly went out of circulation, because they wont stick to the envelopes.

This enraged the president, and he demanded a full investigation, blamed the democrats and JINA and the lame-stream media.

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A company was searching for someone to pack items. The only requirement for the job was to be able to count to ten.

The first applicant comes in and is asked to count to ten.

>10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1

Well, that's backwards. Can you also do it in the correct ord...

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