Apple Pie is $2.20 in Havana, $3.00 in Aruba, and $1.75 in Punta Cana...
These are the pie-rates of the Carribean
They just opened a Gold's Gym in Havana, Cuba
I'd like to see the line for that rowing machine...
Half of my heart is in Havana.
My lawyers say this is a slam-dunk medical malpractice case.
I had cardiac surgery in Cuba but the doctors weren’t that great.
Half of my heart is in Havana
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a lawyer are riding together on a train.
The Russian takes a bottle of the best vodka out of his pack, pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In Russia, we have the best vodka in the world \- nowhere in the world, you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukraine. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away....
Would a 10'x10'x10' workspace...
...used by a Havana artist studying Picasso's style be a Cuban cubist's cubical cubicle?
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Guide to pooping at work
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the 2013 Survival Guide for taking a du...
Fidel Castro Dies and Goes to Heaven
Castro finds himself at the pearly gates. St. Peter is there, surprised to see him. He says, "Fidel, you've done so many awful things in your life, how did you get here?"
Castro says, "It was the Pope. He blessed me and told me I must have been chosen by God, so I was certainly going to heave...
You know what's Obama doing right now?
He's Havana good time (sorry)