Havana Jokes

My lawyers say this is a slam-dunk medical malpractice case.

I'd like to see the line for that rowing machine...

These are the pie-rates of the Carribean

Havana ooh na na

The Russian takes a bottle of the Best Vodka out of his pack; pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In USSR, we have the best vodka of the world, nowhere in the world you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukrainia. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..." ... read more

Half of my heart is in Havana

A young lawyer was defending a wealthy businessman in a complicated lawsuit. Unfortunately, the evidence was against his client, and he feared the worst. So the lawyer asked the senior partner of the law firm if it would be appropriate to send the judge a box of Havana cigars.
The partner was ho... read more

...used by a Havana artist studying Picasso's style be a Cuban cubist's cubical cubicle?

He's Havana good time (sorry)

Castro finds himself at the pearly gates. St. Peter is there, surprised to see him. He says, "Fidel, you've done so many awful things in your life, how did you get here?"

Castro says, "It was the Pope. He blessed me and told me I must have been chosen by God, so I was certainly going to heave... read more