My lawyers say this is a slam-dunk medical malpractice case.
They just opened a Gold's Gym in Havana, Cuba
I'd like to see the line for that rowing machine...
Apple Pie is $2.20 in Havana, $3.00 in Aruba, and $1.75 in Punta Cana...
These are the pie-rates of the Carribean
What did the Cuban parents tell their kids when they said they wanted to visit the motherland?
Havana ooh na na
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train.
The Russian takes a bottle of the Best Vodka out of his pack; pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In USSR, we have the best vodka of the world, nowhere in the world you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukrainia. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..." ...
I had cardiac surgery in Cuba but the doctors weren’t that great.
Half of my heart is in Havana
A young lawyer was defending a wealthy businessman in a complicated lawsuit. Unfortunately, the evidence was against his client, and he feared the worst. So the lawyer asked the senior partner of the law firm if it would be appropriate to send the judge a box of Havana cigars.
The partner was ho...
Would a 10'x10'x10' workspace...
...used by a Havana artist studying Picasso's style be a Cuban cubist's cubical cubicle?
You know what's Obama doing right now?
He's Havana good time (sorry)
Fidel Castro Dies and Goes to Heaven
Castro finds himself at the pearly gates. St. Peter is there, surprised to see him. He says, "Fidel, you've done so many awful things in your life, how did you get here?"
Castro says, "It was the Pope. He blessed me and told me I must have been chosen by God, so I was certainly going to heave...
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Guide to pooping at work
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