Paypal Jokes - 13 Hilarious Paypal Jokes

Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this pa...

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So there's an Amazon River now? What's next? Lake Facebook? Mount Paypal?

How did Amazon manage to name a whole river in South America after them? Did they pay the governments of all the countries it flows through, for the naming rights?

What was the river's name before Amazon bought the naming rights to the river?

And how long will it be before there are ot...

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Why can't the Vatican accept Visa or Mastercard?

Because it's a Paypal state

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Apparently most people in The Vatican make their purchases online

Makes sense. I mean, they are a PayPal state

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What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with?

A paypal

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Why do frogs taste like beer?

By giving this post an award, you agree to send me £2 via PayPal

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A Homie who pays all the bills.

PayPal

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Money is the root of all evil.

To learn more about this, please send a dollar to my PayPal account.

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Put all my John Lennon memorabilia on Ebay

Imagine all the paypal

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What do you call someone who is your friend only because of your money?

PayPal

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did i ever tell you about the time that i was contacted by a former partner who was working in italy via the money transfer service i was using?

I was not ready when my ex communicated by the paypal authority

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What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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