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A little boy went up to his father and asked

"Daddy, if big people can have little people and big dogs can have little dogs, why can't big trains have small trains?" so his father replies, "I don't know son, why don't you ask your mother?"

So the child went to his mother, "Mommy, if big people can have little people and big dogs can hav...

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A little boy goes on a train ride...(long)

A thought occurs to him, so he looks up at his Mom and says, "Mommy, if big dogs have little dogs and big cats have little cats and big people have little people, why don't big trains have little trains?" Well, Mom doesn't want to engage in a "birds and bees" lesson with junior, so she punts and re...

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[NSFW] On a midnight train to Georgia...

A man and a woman, total strangers, find themselves sharing the same double bunk-bed passenger cabin on the 10:15 PM Amtrack express to Atlanta due to a mix-up at the ticket office.

It's the middle of winter. There's frost on the window, and the shitty Amtrak maintenance means the heat is ou...

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