A team of engineers are unveiling their new invention to a navy admiral
“So from what I can see, it appears to just be a normal submarine” the Admiral says.
“Quite far from it...” the lead engineer responds, “... while it may appear to be your standard submarine. It has quite the trick up it’s selves”
“Well what is it”, the Admiral says excitedly.
The iPhone 8/10 unveiling was pretty great
But the 9/11 announcement will be pretty awkward and unforgettable next year
A politician walks into an aquarium...
There he finds a monk looking at a small fish that looks like hipnoticed. The monk is controling its movment with his hand. If he move his hand to the left the fish goes to the left, if he moves his had to the right so the fish does.
Politician: Hey sir, how you do that?
Monk: Strong m...
Arrested at the airport
I’m a car salesman going to New York for the unveiling of the new Porsche 911 model
When i landed in New York the TSA asked me “are you here for business or pleasure” I responded “I’m here for the new 911”
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An artist is commissioned to paint a mural in the newly built city hall.
The city council has decided the mural must be an important scene from American history. The artist accepts the deal with one condition.
No one can see the piece before it is completed.
Begrudgingly, the town council accepts, a contract is signed, and the artist begins work behind a m...
He worked for years to invent an engine that ran on ambient disappointment.
But at the unveiling, it wouldn't work.
Then it did.
A world famous painter is diagnosed with a serious eye disease and is sure to lose his sight. He goes to a local eye doctor in desperation and after giving it some thought, he is able to reverse the disease and cure the man.
In gratitude, the painter goes to work painting a large rendition o...
If you worked for a tarp company
your unveiling would be a cover up.
Apple will be unveiling a larger iPad.
Proctor & Gamble is set to file suit over trademark infringements over Apple's new Max iPad.