A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, a...
Why is the Mystery Inc not invited to the Halloween party?
They'll unmask everyone if they were invited!
A person, unmasked, goes to a restaurant and asks, "I want to be seated away from everyone as much as possible."
The host replies, "Here's a to-go menu to help place your order."
This year in Heaven the Christmas celebration was also a costume party. Everyone dressed up.
Many people came as movie characters, from Gandalf the Grey (and White) to Jason Bourne to Black Widow to Harry Potter. Alan Rickman went as Hans Gruber, which made St. Peter exclaim "See, Die Hard IS a Christmas movie!" St. Peter was dressed as the "Fragile" lamp from A Christmas Story. Moses showe...
Why doesn't anyone trick or treat at Susan Rice's House?
Because she unmasks them all.