A person, unmasked, goes to a restaurant and asks, "I want to be seated away from everyone as much as possible."
The host replies, "Here's a to-go menu to help place your order."
This year in Heaven the Christmas celebration was also a costume party. Everyone dressed up.
Many people came as movie characters, from Gandalf the Grey (and White) to Jason Bourne to Black Widow to Harry Potter. Alan Rickman went as Hans Gruber, which made St. Peter exclaim "See, Die Hard IS a Christmas movie!" St. Peter was dressed as the "Fragile" lamp from A Christmas Story. Moses showe...
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A young couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party
A young couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party and have a good time. Being the devoted husband, he protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed. She told him the...
Why doesn't anyone trick or treat at Susan Rice's House?
Because she unmasks them all.