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Unmask Jokes

A person, unmasked, goes to a restaurant and asks, "I want to be seated away from everyone as much as possible."

The host replies, "Here's a to-go menu to help place your order."

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A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party.

They were ready to leave when the wife came down with a headache. She told her husband to go to the party, no need to miss it because of her headache. So the husband left for the party.

About an hour later his wife's headache went away and she felt better. She put on her costume and went to ...

Why is the Mystery Inc not invited to the Halloween party?

They'll unmask everyone if they were invited!

This year in Heaven the Christmas celebration was also a costume party. Everyone dressed up.

Many people came as movie characters, from Gandalf the Grey (and White) to Jason Bourne to Black Widow to Harry Potter. Alan Rickman went as Hans Gruber, which made St. Peter exclaim "See, Die Hard IS a Christmas movie!" St. Peter was dressed as the "Fragile" lamp from A Christmas Story. Moses showe...

Why doesn't anyone trick or treat at Susan Rice's House?

Because she unmasks them all.

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