A Stormtrooper and a Twi’lek prostitute are chatting after sex
She says to him, “You know, I’ve fucked guys from the Empire and from the Resistance and I’m more partial to you Imperials.”
“Why is that?” Asks the stormtrooper.
“Well you guys always seem to last longer.”
“Is that so? Whats wrong with the Rebels?”
“Well,” she says with...
Why did Jabba the Hutt invite a twi'lek to his fish buffet?
He needed a Bib Fortuna.
(For Star Wars nerds) What do baby Twi'leks wear when they eat fish?
A Bib Fortuna
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The three knights (NSFW)
Okay, so the king employs three new knights to guard his daughter's bedroom as she sleeps. He warns them: "If you try to sleep with my daughter, I will kill you." However, he does not expect the new knights to heed his warning, and so he makes the daughter put a knife inside of her vagina.