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Just woke up from a dream about Roman numerals 5, 4, 1, and 500.

It was VIVID.

The cost of joining the Roman Numeral Society was exactly $499

They wouldn't let me in because I didn't have ID...

Who is in favour of bringing Roman numerals back into use?

I for one.

I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals!

IM LIVID

Pirate Ship Captain: Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?

Crew: I I captain.

Who the heck cares about learning the Roman Numeral system?

I for one...

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At school they taught us that XXX is Roman Numerals

At school they taught us that XXX is Roman Numerals.

I typed XXX on Google and the Romans came out naked..

I asked these people how to write 509 in Roman numerals but they won't tell me

What a bunch of DIX

Anyone a fan of Roman Numeral puns?

I, for one, am a huge fan of them

A pirate captain asks his first mate "Find out what be the Roman numeral for the two"

"Aye aye! " responds the first mate

You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?

All they have is IVs

Why is there so much hate around Roman Numeral Jokes?

I, for one, like Roman numerals

In China, you can criticise every Roman numeral from I to X.

But you can't criticize Xi.

I heard people are trying to ban roman numerals.

Not on my watch.

Some guy just tried to tell me i can't be 443 years old and i don't undertand roman numerals

i'm LIVID

My History teacher got so angry that I couldn't translate the sequence 50,1,5,1,500 into Roman Numerals

You could almost say he was Livid.

My government recently announced they're phasing out Roman numerals...

Not on my watch.

Treyarch has to release BO4 as Roman numeral IV in Afghanistan

Because in Afghanistan they have Tallyban

What do you call a number that can't sit still?

A roamin' numeral

My daughter has a math test on Roman numerals.

I told her I hope she gets a "C".

My friend told me she doesn't like Roman Numerals because you can't make puns from them.

I told her, I for one, like Roman Numerals.

I struggle with Roman Numerals until I get to 159

Then it just CLIX.

Roman numerals, ey...

What are they good IV?

You may be surprised to know that Roman numerals are actually very easy to do Algebra with

X is always equal to 10.

HIV is roman numerals for high five

Pass it on

A lot of people find Roman numerals to be confusing, but I for one

V for 5, X for 10, L for 50...

I, for one, like Roman numerals,

Or the number of days it's been since someone has reposted this joke.

Roman Numerals are very interesting... [LONG JOKE]

You turn on the radio one morning to find another one of those Rap songs where every 4th word is a swear. Naturally the Radio bleeps it out, but you realize that it sounds familiar. You realize that the rappers are speaking in Morse code.

Your eyes widen as you swerve over onto the shoulder ...

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