UPJOKE

### The cost of joining the Roman Numeral Society was exactly \$499

They wouldn't let me in because I didn't have ID...

I M LIVID

It was VIVID.

I for one.

### My dad recently told me a joke that was based on Ancient Roman Numerals.

I for one thought it very funny.

### My daughter has a math test on Roman numerals.

I told her I hope she gets a "C".

I for one...

### I struggle with Roman numerals...

Until I get to 159.
Then it just CLIX

### Anyone a fan of Roman Numeral puns?

I, for one, am a huge fan of them

Not on my watch

### After learning about Roman Numerals, no wonder they had so many orgies:

...the sixty-nine position took 4 people!

### You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?

All they have is IVs

### A pirate captain asks his first mate "Find out what be the Roman numeral for the two"

"Aye aye! " responds the first mate

### The roman numeral system has always been confusing to me.

I will never understand why they use I, for one, but not V for Vendetta.

Not on my watch.

### Pirate Ship Captain: Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?

Crew: I I captain.

### Why is there so much hate around Roman Numeral Jokes?

I, for one, like Roman numerals

### My sons teacher called me today to tell me he'd hit a classmate with a set of Roman numerals.

That's not what I meant when I told him he should give bullies the old one-two.

### Roman numerals, ey...

What are they good IV?

### In China, you can criticise every Roman numeral from I to X.

But you can't criticize Xi.

### Treyarch has to release BO4 as Roman numeral IV in Afghanistan

Because in Afghanistan they have Tallyban

Pass it on

### My friend told me she doesn't like Roman Numerals because you can't make puns from them.

I told her, I for one, like Roman Numerals.

### Why was algebra so easy before Arabic numerals?

Because X was always 10.

### Roman Numerals are very interesting... [LONG JOKE]

You turn on the radio one morning to find another one of those Rap songs where every 4th word is a swear. Naturally the Radio bleeps it out, but you realize that it sounds familiar. You realize that the rappers are speaking in Morse code.

Your eyes widen as you swerve over onto the shoulder ...

### I asked these people how to write 509 in Roman numerals but they won't tell me

What a bunch of DIX

### I, for one, like Roman numerals,

Or the number of days it's been since someone has reposted this joke.

### How are women like converting Roman numerals?

My X always turns into a 10.

i'm LIVID

### A lot of people find Roman numerals to be confusing, but I for one

V for 5, X for 10, L for 50...

### My History teacher got so angry that I couldn't translate the sequence 50,1,5,1,500 into Roman Numerals

You could almost say he was Livid.

### One and Eleven left the other numbers and wandered off.

After quite some time, One came back.
“Why’d you go?” Asked the other numbers.
“I wanted to be a Roamin’ Numeral,” said One.

“Why did Eleven go with you?” They asked.
“Eleven wanted to be a Roamin’ Numeral two.”

### There are 10 types of people in this world

Those who understand the ternary numeral system,
those who don’t,
and those who were expecting this to be a binary joke

### What do you call a number that can't sit still?

A roamin' numeral

### We will never see Super Bowl LIVE

E is not a Roman Numeral

### What do you call a number that wanders about?

A Roman numeral

(stolen shamelessly from my friend)

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