Four surgeons are discussing their favorite patients to work on.
The first surgeon to speak says "librarians are my favorite; when you cut them open, everything inside is alphabetical filed."
The next surgeon replies "I prefer to work on accountants, because everything is in numerical order."
The third surgeon rebuttles "electricians are the best, w...
"Sorry, your password has been in use for 90 days and has expired - you must register a new one."
"Sorry, too few characters."
"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."
1 pretty rose
"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces." ...
Never ask a felon to organize something numerically
Not unless you're prepared to handle the con sequences.
Why can’t software developers distinguish between Halloween and Christmas?
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
(hint: octal and decimal are numerical bases 8 and 10 respectively, happy holidays!)
I recently got a rulebook written by an artist I ordered on Amazon. The way they numerically list the rules is weird:
...,30, 31, 32, 33, 33A, 35, 36,...
The Ancient Romans were debating how to count things
Their city state was already hundreds of years old, and their Republic was barrelling down the pathway to Empire: but they still hadn't decided fully how to count things.
The Senate was a blaze of fury as populares and optimates rowed over the proper way to measure and record all things numer...
A mathematician and a physicist were arguing over whose field of study was better.
A mathematician and a physicist were arguing over whose field of study was better. They decided to settle the argument by posing questions. The mathematician went first, and posed a complicated mathematical problem. With a great deal of effort, several books of mathematical tables and techniques,...