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Total Eclipse Jokes

Total Eclipse Today

I tried using a colander to view the eclipse.

I think I've strained my eyes.

"Dad, can you tell me what a total eclipse is ?"

No sun

Last night there was a total eclipse of the sun...

It was quite an eclipse. The earth's shadow blocked out the sun completely. It got very dark. The temperature dropped. It was eerie. But, after a few hours, I got tired and went inside to sleep.

I hear that there will be another one tonight and every evening next week.

Memo from Director General to Manager:

Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for employees to view the eclipse in the car park. Staff should meet in the car park at ten to eleve...

I dropped my textbook in class today to cover up my bad gas and nobody heard me

It was a total eclipse of the fart

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