No matter what I do as a mountain climber, I’m always the best.
I just can’t stop peaking.
My daughter was doing her homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo.
He's the guy who took peaking into windows to a whole new level.
In these troubling political times with gun violence peaking, human rights scandals on us soil, and ongoing corruption investigations, it’s always important to find the silver lining in things...
International Relations with Russia have never been better!
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Old lady in a bus
OL: stop the bus. I need to poop. BD: gran, I can't stop the bus. We're 30 mins to a rest stop. Hold it in. It's just your imagination. OL: really, stop the bus. It's peaking. BD: it's just your imagination. 5 mins later, BD stopped the bus as he smelled something awful. BD: gran, did...
Why can't you play hide and seek with mountains
Because they are always peaking
Why should you never get undressed in front of a mountain ?
Because they're always peaking
A man asks his fiancee to get married...
She happily accepts his proposal, but he sets out a clear condition if they're to marry.
"I have a closet at the end of the hall, and I keep it locked. That is my personal space and I don't want anyone, including my wife, to ever enter. Can you agree to that?"
She thinks his request a ...
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