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Gingerbread Jokes

How do you make a gingerbread man’s bed?

With a cookie sheet.

Direct from the lips of my 4yo daughter. I almost died laughing. I was expecting something ridiculous.

A gingerbread man went to the doctor because his knee hurt...

The doctor told him to ice it...

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Gingerbread house (long)

Me and my good friend John went camping one time, but after we left our campsite for a walk we got lost. After two weeks of walking around the forest, trying to find our way out, or at least something to eat, we stumble onto a little meadow with a gingerbread house in the middle.

As you can i...

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What did the gingerbread man say when he orgasmed?

IM CRUMBING!!!!

What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?

Cookie sheets.

What did the gingerbread man say at his job interview?

I just really feel like I'm cut out for this position!

Why are there gingerbread men but not gingerbread women?

It's the pastryarchy.

The Gingerbread Man goes to the Doctors...

Gingerbread Man: I broke my leg!

Doctor: Have u tried icing it?

What did the gingerbread man say when his house burned down?

Dang that cost me a lot of dough.

What type of glasses do gingerbread man wear?

Eye Candy

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

My grandma died after eating too many gingerbread houses last night...

The doctors diagnosed her with a rare case of "munch-housing-syndrom"

What's the difference between a gingerbread man and an orange man?

One runs away, the other runs for president.

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A family of gingerbread people lives next door to me. I hate their kids.

The crummy little bastards...

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread.

My internet wasn't working yesterday...

My internet wasn't working yesterday, so i phoned up my service provider and asked them what i could do to to make it work.

The guy on the phone said "Have you tried disabling cookies"

I replied "I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man"

Redheads

What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?



Gingerbread

I’m #2!!!

Just came in second place for our annual Thanksgiving joke contest. (The judges are 8, 11 and 12).

Here it is:


Why didn’t the gingerbread man show up for work??

He was feeling CRUMBY!!!!

I was having trouble with my laptop, so I called Apple support.

They asked, 'Have you tried disabling cookies?'

I said, 'Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man.'

What do you call the gingerbread man's ghetto cousin?

The wonderbread man.

Did you hear about the pregnant redhead with a yeast infection?

She just gave birth to a healthy baby gingerbread man.

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