Posting my school jokes day#2

What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied

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Why was the S&M phone sex caller so quiet?

Because he was tongue tied!

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Two men are on a train...

Two men sit down opposite each other on a train. Looking at each other, they realise they each have a black eye.

"How did you get yours?" the first man asks.

The second man replies "Well, I got the same train yesterday, from the station attendant that has rather large breasts.


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