A highschool senior is coming up on his senior prom and really wants the night to go right
Senior Prom is coming up, and Joe really wants to not have any regrets moving forward into adulthood. There's this girl, Sally, that he's been pining over for years, so he girds his loins and asks her to go with him to the event, and lo and behold she says yes.
Now Joe is starstruck, the ...
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There's this guy that gets suicidal everytime one of his pets dies.
So he goes to a therapist to see if he can conquer the emotional response. After several sessions his therapist tells him to get a porpoise. They're normal lifespan will allow for him to pass on before the porpoise would.
He also tells the guy that he must feed this porpoise baby seagulls to ...