A retired man walks into his favorite diner after it just reopened from a long COVID-19 shuttering, eager to resume his daily routine of breakfast, coffee and reading the newspaper. A new waitress approaches greets him and explains that new contactless policy that eliminates the old plastic laminate...
What do you call an egg with a genetic mutation?
New Yoke State
A Farmer Sends his Son to Town for Supplies
He tells him to visit the commons as there are sure to be reputable merchants selling their wares at this time of year.
But on the way the son gets waylaid by a strange man with big flashy signs advertising the latest in imported tools. All his neighbors are also there buying this man's tools...
They're no yoke.
3 guys go on ballon trip
Thre man go on ballon for a trip. First one takes a bag of apples with him. Second a sixpack of beer. Third a bomb. And off they go. After a while ballon starts falling so to reduce the weight they decide to throw of things they brought with them. First man throws his bag of apples of the ballon. ...
Did you hear the story about the bad egg?
He ran down the street with his yoke hanging out.
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Two guys want to start a farm and go to a farmer to buy an ox to plow their fields...
They examine the ox and notice that his eyes are crossed. They mention this to the farmer who explains that there's a solution for that, "You just take this pipe, stick it up the ox's ass and blow as hard as you can, watch." They stood at the ox's head while the farmer put the pipe in the ox's ass a...
A man goes into a white supremacist diner..
He orders "2 eggs over easy." The waiter brought out just egg whites. "Where is the rest of my food?" Asked the patron The waiter replied "Whites only in my diner! This is no yoke!"
I have the work ethic of an ox -
If you tie a yoke to my shoulders and whip me until I move, I'm probably going to get a lot done.
Why don't oxen laugh at funny gags?
*Because the yokes on them!*
A man walks into a bar with a mouse on his shoulder.
"What are you doing with that yoke in here?" asks the barman.
The man replies "Well I have a proposition for you. The mouse gets to stay and I get a full bottle of good whiskey if I can show you this mouse playing the piano!".
"Deal" says the barman, not believing this obvious drunk....