A girl suggested I set up a double date to make our first time out less awkward
I really hope my parents like her
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An east coast accountant decides to go hunting for the first time out west.
He hires a guide and the next day they get up bright and early and begin their adventure.The "green" Hunter suddenly has to take a shit and says to his guide"Man,I really have to use the restroom.Where is it?"
"Are you serious?Were in the middle of Wyoming and your asking where the restroom i...
The first time out with my metal detector I found a beautiful wedding ring!!
But the bride was still wearing it, so the police came and now they won't give it back.
It's Paddy's first time out of Ireland
and he's on a Mediterranean cruise. His breakfast table assignment is with a Frenchman. Neither speak the other's language. The first day, the latter's first words to Paddy are "bon appetite", and the former responds "Paddy Murphy." This exact exchange happens the next day as well. The third day Pad...
Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally spoke, “Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it’s time you quit spending all...
Tom absolutely loves tractors
A little boy named Tom was approaching his 3rd birthday, and absolutely adored the show "Tractor Tom", partially because of his name being spoken, and partially because he loved tractors.
As the day drew nearer, his parents decided to buy him a toy tractor as a gift. The rest of his toys wer...