UPJOKE
bedtimemealtimedinnertimestorytimeanytimetimetimelydowntimehoursynchronoustimeouthourlytimelesstimerlunchtime

Naptime Jokes

My baby nephew got apprehended by the police after refusing his usual naptime

He was resisting a rest

My 5 yr old son was just imprisoned for skipping naptime

He was resisting a rest

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The man who loved marine mammals

There was a marine biologist, named Dr. Panglos, who loved marine mammals. (When I say he loved marine mammals though, I’m not talking about having sex with dolphins; he just loved to study them). He spent his time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea. One day, in a fit of inv...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.