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Naptime Jokes

My baby nephew got apprehended by the police after refusing his usual naptime

He was resisting a rest
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My 5 yr old son was just imprisoned for skipping naptime

He was resisting a rest
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The man who loved marine mammals

There was a marine biologist, named Dr. Panglos, who loved marine mammals. (When I say he loved marine mammals though, I’m not talking about having sex with dolphins; he just loved to study them). He spent his time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea. One day, in a fit of inv...

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