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Sometimes I like to think back to when my dad used to put me in tires and roll me down the hill

...those were the Goodyears.

Whenever I get down or feel overwhelmed, I think back to my great uncle's final words to me from his deathbed, "be positive!"

That being said, I would have preferred he just answered the question I asked him about his blood type so we could have saved him.

Whenever I think back to my emo phase

I get PTxD

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I think back to all the times I've masturbated up until now...

...its just nice to know how far I've .

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