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Answer Question Jokes

Why did the high school girl only answer questions 1, 3, 5 and 7 on her exam?

Because she literally can't even.

A shepherd is tending his flock in a remote pasture…

…when suddenly a shiny red BMW appears. The driver is a young man in an Armani suit, Ferragamo shoes and Polarized sunglasses.

He sticks his head out the window and asks the shepherd, "Hey! If I can tell you how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"

The shepherd l...

I once asked an Irishman "Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?"

He said, "do we now?"

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Bob tries to get a job and has to answer questions from the interviewer.

Interviewer: Are you smart?

Bob: I'm not smart, but I am clever.

Interviewer: How so?

Bob: in class, I sat next to the dumbest and second dumbest person in class, I'm the third dumbest, but by peeking at their tests, I got the highest score in the class.

Interviewer: H...

In a classroom the teacher wants the children to answer questions before they go to the bathroom...

A child goes up to the teacher and says: I really need to go to the toilet!

The teacher replies: Is it really urgent?

And the child says: Yes! Yes! Yes!

So the teacher says: Okay then. I will give you something easy then.

She continues: What is the alphabet?

And th...

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