This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

There was a guy leaving Las Vegas and needed a taxi ride to the airport..

There was a line of taxis outside the casino, waiting for customers. Unfortunately for the man he lost all of his money gambling. He approached the first taxi, he asked the fella for a ride and promised him to pay him $5,000 the next time he visited Vegas (since he usually wins big when he is there)...

Whats worse than raining cats & dogs?

Hailing taxis.

Taxis are foolproof!

A couple of nights ago, I was out for drinks with a few friends. Had a couple beers and topped it off with shots of tequila. Not a good idea.

Knowing fully well that I was over the acceptable limit, I did something I never did before: I took a taxi home.

Surely enough, I passed a poli...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man takes a taxi in the pouring rain...

He tells the driver to head for the airport, shaking water off his hat and fanning his coat to get some more off the whole time. It is then, halfway through the drive, that he notices he's forgotten his wallet. He frantically searches his pockets, but all he finds is a 20 dollar bill.

He asks...

Did you know that taxis in Germany can only pick up customers on special side streets?

They're called Deutschland Uber alleys.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.