Taxis are foolproof!

A couple of nights ago, I was out for drinks with a few friends. Had a couple beers and topped it off with shots of tequila. Not a good idea.

Knowing fully well that I was over the acceptable limit, I did something I never did before: I took a taxi home.

Surely enough, I passed a poli...

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A Muslim hailed a London cab.

He asked the cab driver to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no Western style music or radios. The cab driver turned off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door. The Muslim asked him "What a...

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John and the cab driver

One cold, winter evening John finished his office job in London Victoria and went straight to the pub. He had few drinks too many that night and decided to take a cab home, but when he looked in his wallet he only had last £20 inside. He approached a black cab outside the pub and asked how much woul...

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A man takes a taxi in the pouring rain...

He tells the driver to head for the airport, shaking water off his hat and fanning his coat to get some more off the whole time. It is then, halfway through the drive, that he notices he's forgotten his wallet. He frantically searches his pockets, but all he finds is a 20 dollar bill.

He asks...

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Why didnt hitler drive with taxis?

Because he was a ubermensch.

Did you know that taxis in Germany can only pick up customers on special side streets?

They're called Deutschland Uber alleys.

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