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Polanski Jokes

I had a good joke involving Jared Fogle, Roman Polanski, and Jimmy Saville walking into a bar

But it occurred to me that they wouldn't be somewhere where there wouldn't be minors.

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An attractive woman was reading The History of Penises on the bus the other day...

... I struck up a conversations opening with "That seems interesting"

She responds: "It really is! Did you know that Native Americans have the longest penises in the world? And Poles the girthiest!"

She extends her hand, I grab it and say... "Tonto Polanski, pleasure to meet you"

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Girl on the bus

I was on the bus the other day, and I sat next to a girl who was reading a book called "sex and statistics" and I just had to ask her about it.

She said: "it's fascinating, really. Native Americans have the thickest cocks. Polish people have the longest, and Jewish people cum the fastest, for...

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