Surprisingly Jokes

...for a man who spends his nights on his knees, begging for another man to come for a second time.

You never know if they're coming or going.

She walks up to the leader, a real mountain of a man, and say she wants to join. He can barely contain his laughter, and decides to have some fun with her before he tells her off.

"Do you even own a bike?" he asks.

"I do. It's parked right outside."

"Do you swear?"

"More ... read more

After all. They both have shit coming out of them

A Nazi walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older orthodox Jewish man seated at a nearby table.
Barman, he says, "A round on me, for all your patrons, but not for the old Jewish geezer right there."

As everyone in the bar receives their drinks, he looks directly at the Jew with a... read more

He's not homophobic or anything, it's just the closest he's ever come to child support.

It was a real tear jerker!

There was an odd man in a Marseille village. He lived on a farm with his three cats. The man was not very creative, and for simplicity decided to name them un, deux, and trois. One day, the old man and his cats went fishing. There was, however, a big storm on the horizon. The ship was overturned, an... read more