I bought some french hens recently, but it’s very frustrating that so far they’ve only laid a single egg
Un oeuf is enough.
Man, making a password is so frustrating
I put in "beefstew" and the computer said it was not stroganoff.
I know it’s frustrating waiting for your COVID shot...
But just think of all the roofers who haven’t got the Shingles vaccine.
Bricks have a frustrating life.
They're hard all the time, but only get laid once.
Really frustrating when autocorrect comes up with a *completely* different word just because you typed one letter wrong.
Someone told me there’s an easy fix, I just hope they’re Rihanna.
What is the most frustrating thing for a person to be?
A mute vegan.
Mac the sailor docked at New York after a frustrating three-month voyage. Unfortunately he'd lost most of his pay playing poker on board ship, so when he eventually found a lady of the night, all he could offer her was $0.50 and a pair of sneakers.
She refused with disdain.
He wandered around in search of a more accommodating girl, but was refused time and time again. Eventually he found a more sympathetic lady who told him that although she could not possibly accept his offer herself, he could always try Mabel down the road. But she wa...
Why is a broken window so frustrating?
Because it’s a pane to replace.
[Long] I was working the register of a pharmacy when a woman came up to me asking for breath mints.
I pointed her to the candy aisle and told her they were about halfway down on the left.
She said that she'd been down there already, and that all of the mints had loads of sugar in them, and if she them they'd make her hyper and overly excited.
I had never heard of anyone getting too e...
What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?
Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
It's frustrating, every time I take my new dog to the park, the ducks just won't leave him alone.
I guess it's kind of my fault, I shouldn't have gotten a pure-bread dog.
why are politicians so frustrating to argue with?
because they always act on aMotion.
A Greek philosopher’s lecture on knowledge was really confusing and frustrating.
These new editions of dictionaries are frustrating
Picked up a new copy and flipped through it to find a word I knew disappeared.
The next thing I found was disappointing
It must be frustrating being a Smurf.
Living your whole life with blue balls.