Frustrating Jokes

On the other hand, I do like beef with broccoli in sweet and sour sauce.

I had to drive to 30 different peoples houses to find out what they had for dinner and to find out why COVID is fake.

Because even if they don’t have the correct answer, they always have a *fun-guess.*

*dad-joke collaboration with a 7-year old*

When their wife misuses the word "mansplaining".

The service is great and all, but I don't need 3 caskets!

I mean how hard is it to understand that "I peppered salt on my baked fries and boneless ribs?"

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

I put in "beefstew" and the computer said it was not stroganoff.

But just think of all the roofers who haven’t got the Shingles vaccine.

Because it’s a pane to replace.

A mute vegan.

because they always act on aMotion.

Un oeuf is enough.

"I understand, my son," the priest says. "I play the game as well, and it can be frustrating. What happened?"

"Well," the man says, "I hit my drive on the fifteenth green and it sliced to the right, into the trees."

"Was that when you did it?" The priest asked.

"No, the ball b... read more

Picked up a new copy and flipped through it to find a word I knew disappeared.

The next thing I found was disappointing

Someone told me there’s an easy fix,
I just hope they’re Rihanna.

Episteme off.

Have you heard the one about the jump rope? That’s OK we’ll skip it.

Have you heard the one about the bed? It hasn’t been made up yet.

Do you know why blind people don’t skydive? It scares the hell out of the dog.

Backstory: I have pretty severe PTSD and things like running t... read more

I guess it's kind of my fault, I shouldn't have gotten a pure-bread dog.

Whenever I meet up with someone, he gets arrested.