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My Chinese wife never understands what I want when I say "69". It's getting really frustrating.

On the other hand, I do like beef with broccoli in sweet and sour sauce.
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All of the suggested ads I'm seeing online today are for Viagra and it's frustrating and annoying.

I think they're just trying to get a rise out of me.

This Facebook & Instagram being down is so frustrating

I had to drive to 30 different peoples houses to find out what they had for dinner and to find out why COVID is fake.
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Why is it never frustrating to teach mushrooms?

Because even if they don’t have the correct answer, they always have a *fun-guess.*

*dad-joke collaboration with a 7-year old*
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What's the most frustrating thing that can happen to a man?

When their wife misuses the word "mansplaining".
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It's so frustrating that Costco has the best prices on funeral plans.

The service is great and all, but I don't need 3 caskets!
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Bricks have a frustrating sex life.

They're hard all the time, but only get laid once.

Trying to teach English is very frustrating

I mean how hard is it to understand that "I peppered salt on my baked fries and boneless ribs?"
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Why sex life of necrophiacs is frustrating?

Potential partners are under a rock

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
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It’s frustrating some people get off for Good Friday.

I haven’t had sex in months…

Man, making a password is so frustrating

I put in "beefstew" and the computer said it was not stroganoff.
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I know it’s frustrating waiting for your COVID shot...

But just think of all the roofers who haven’t got the Shingles vaccine.
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Why is a broken window so frustrating?

Because it’s a pane to replace.
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What is the most frustrating thing for a person to be?

A mute vegan.
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why are politicians so frustrating to argue with?

because they always act on aMotion.
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I bought some french hens recently, but it’s very frustrating that so far they’ve only laid a single egg

Un oeuf is enough.
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A man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I took the Lord's name in vain while golfing."

"I understand, my son," the priest says. "I play the game as well, and it can be frustrating. What happened?"

"Well," the man says, "I hit my drive on the fifteenth green and it sliced to the right, into the trees."

"Was that when you did it?" The priest asked.

"No, the ball b...
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These new editions of dictionaries are frustrating

Picked up a new copy and flipped through it to find a word I knew disappeared.

The next thing I found was disappointing
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Really frustrating when autocorrect comes up with a *completely* different word just because you typed one letter wrong.

Someone told me there’s an easy fix,
I just hope they’re Rihanna.
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A Greek philosopher’s lecture on knowledge was really confusing and frustrating.

Episteme off.
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3 jokes told to me by an older gentleman at the grocery store

Have you heard the one about the jump rope? That’s OK we’ll skip it.

Have you heard the one about the bed? It hasn’t been made up yet.

Do you know why blind people don’t skydive? It scares the hell out of the dog.

Backstory: I have pretty severe PTSD and things like running t...
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It's frustrating, every time I take my new dog to the park, the ducks just won't leave him alone.

I guess it's kind of my fault, I shouldn't have gotten a pure-bread dog.
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As an 11 year old girl, I find online dating really frustrating

Whenever I meet up with someone, he gets arrested.
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