I planned to go to a class on how to deal with disappointments.

But it was cancelled.

I ordered an extension course, “How to Deal With Life’s Disappointments”.

Yesterday, I got the first lesson by post.

It was an empty envelope.

My dad use to call me a disappointment.

Now I just wish he’d call.

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The true meaning of disappointment is

Running into a wall with a boner and breaking you nose first.

I called my son a bloody disappointment and my girlfriend burst out into tears

Appartently, she's sensitive about her miscarriage

Why were the people at the conference so disappointment after seeing the pie they were promised?

It was Ajit Pai

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A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal.

Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. It ties you up in knots. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're ...

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In Wild West, a poor miner goes to a brothel

He had worked very hard and saved money but when he asked for a girl, they all turned out to be too expensive for him. Seeing his disappointment, the madam took a pity on him. She handed him a small wooden board with a hole in the middle and said,

"Here, you can look at the girls and fuck thi...

My first orgy was an experience to remember. I expected to it to be full of awkwardness and disappointment.

But thankfully all my cousins were really supportive.

I tried to throw a big orgy last night, but It was a bit of a disappointment

nobody came

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A Vietnamese man who recently moved to America is down on his luck and missing home. He decides to spend his last $5 on an authentic Vietnamese dinner hoping it will remind him of home.

He finds the nearest Vietnamese restaurant and makes the walk there, hoping to make it in time before they close. When he enters the owner greets him in Vietnamese and he responds in kind. Happy to be speaking his native language again the man makes small talk with the owner. After pleasantries he a...

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A husband and wife are looking to spice up their sex life

The husband comes home one day with a shopping bag from a costume shop. "I've got a surprise for you. I thought we could try a little role-playing tonight. I'll call you into the bedroom after I've changed."

The wife becomes excited as she waits to be summoned to an erotic night of love-makin...

My Life has been nothing but a disappointment. The Last 5 Years looked promising, but no such luck. After trying My Best, I've decided if One More Thing upsets me again, I'm calling it Quits.

Hmm, maybe I should start giving my race horses normal names.

You can’t spell disappointment without...

...dis pp

Gravity is such a disappointment.

It always lets me down.

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What do you get if you cross a bunch porn addicts and living disappointments?

The reddit community.

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Damn Little Johnny

Little Johnny was sitting in class on a Thursday and the teacher made an announcement. She said that she was going to start asking one question every Thursday and if anyone got the correct answer school on Friday would be dismissed. So the first question was...How much does the earth weigh? Little v...

What is both a relief and a disappointment?

When you are done and she says: "Don't expect anything more"

Robin: "Holy disappointment Batman, the TV remote doesn't work!"

Batman: "Have you checked the batteries?"

Robin: "What are teries?"

You’ve probably heard this one before...

You’re such a disappointment

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My primary physician came in with a clipboard, shaking his head...

... "you're going to have to stop masturbating."


I couldn't believe it, "I mean I know I do it a lot, but why?"


The doctor looked up at me with disappointment, "Because I am about to give you an exam."

I’m broke, sad and a disappointment to my parents. But at least I’m not in debt

That’s the one thing I’m given credit for

He worked for years to invent an engine that ran on ambient disappointment.

But at the unveiling, it wouldn't work.

Then it did.

Briefly.

The reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world ended in a disappointment.

The finale was not a cliffhanger.

What do you call a mild disappointment?

This joke.

What kind of appointment lowers your self- esteem?

Disappointment

As the teacher marked my quiz answers, she suddenly stopped, looked up at me and shook her head in utter disappointment. With cold, dead eyes, she muttered, "This is wrong." Mouth dry, I whispered, "Question 2?"

She snarled, "No, the way your hand is resting between my thighs."

This year for Halloween, I’m going as a massive disappointment.

I know it’s what I’ve been for the past few years, but hey, it’s what fits.

An old Lithuanian joke (roughly translated)

Two men of which one had a really bad stutter decided to climb mount everest. They set up at the bottom, waved to everyone who came to wish them luck and started climbing... Around 8 hours of exhausting climbing later the one with the stutter goes "I-I-I f-f-f-f" the other one cuts him off and goes ...

I bought a DVD on dealing with disappointment.

When I opened it, the box was empty.

What has 4 legs and is full of disappointment?

My parents

NSFW Disappointment

When you run at a wall with an erection and break your nose...

Imagine the disappointment when if a wolf knew it's descendant would be a pug

That's how your grandpa feels when he sees your man bun

Someone got me a really ugly calculator for Christmas and I couldn't hide my disappointment.

Then I realised, it's what's on the inside that counts.

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