I ordered an extension course, “How to Deal With Life’s Disappointments”.

Yesterday, I got the first lesson by post.

It was an empty envelope.

I planned to go to a class on how to deal with disappointments.

But it was cancelled.

My dad use to call me a disappointment.

Now I just wish he’d call.

I called my son a bloody disappointment and my girlfriend burst out into tears

Appartently, she's sensitive about her miscarriage

I tried to throw a big orgy last night, but It was a bit of a disappointment

nobody came

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What is disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, and breaking your nose first.

An old Lithuanian joke (roughly translated)

Two men of which one had a really bad stutter decided to climb mount everest. They set up at the bottom, waved to everyone who came to wish them luck and started climbing... Around 8 hours of exhausting climbing later the one with the stutter goes "I-I-I f-f-f-f" the other one cuts him off and goes ...

My first orgy was an experience to remember. I expected to it to be full of awkwardness and disappointment.

But thankfully all my cousins were really supportive.

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What do you get if you cross a bunch porn addicts and living disappointments?

The reddit community.

Three men were flying in a small plane when the engine failed

To their disappointment, there were only two parachutes on board. After a couple of minutes of silence, one of the men said:

"Look, guys, I need to take one of the parachutes. I'm a single father with three children to feed."

The other two agreed and gave him one of the backpacks. The ...

Was helping my mum move some stuff from

her room to storage. She pointed out a mirror and proceeded to ask “Would you be able to take this downstairs for me?”

I responded, much to her disappointment...

“I can see myself doing that”

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Life is like a guy with premature ejaculation

A lot of anxiety, frustration and disappointment for small moments of happiness

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Why is a snowstorm like a penis?

Because anything less than 8 inches is a disappointment.

My Life has been nothing but a disappointment. The Last 5 Years looked promising, but no such luck. After trying My Best, I've decided if One More Thing upsets me again, I'm calling it Quits.

Hmm, maybe I should start giving my race horses normal names.

You can’t spell disappointment without...

...dis pp

Gravity is such a disappointment.

It always lets me down.

Irish Cow Joke

There is an old dirt farm family who have nothing of value in this world but their milk cow. Now this was z good milk cow, which gave good high quality milk which they were able to sell and get along, so the family was actually very content. Well one day the father gets up early to milk the cow, as ...

What is both a relief and a disappointment?

When you are done and she says: "Don't expect anything more"

Today i asked myself the question:

Do I identify myself as a man or a woman. But then I knew after I spilled my coffee, I am just a disappointment.

Robin: "Holy disappointment Batman, the TV remote doesn't work!"

Batman: "Have you checked the batteries?"

Robin: "What are teries?"

Youth Slang

Kids are always coming up with the strangest slang. Remember "on fleek" or when "dank" stopped meaning dingy?

I was working as a counselor at a summer camp one year. The kids came up with a new one and proceeded to absolutely run it into the ground. One day in the cafeteria, one of the ner...

A guy goes into the forest to seek out the Oracle

Guy: " O great Oracle, I have come to ask of you but one thing! Is there a disappointment in my future?"

The Oracle: "Yes."

Guy: "Aw."

Tom Hardy goes to a movie theater

Tom Hardy goes to a movie theater to rewatch his movie - the Dark Knight Rises. To avoid being recognized on the street, he rushes into the theater, forgetting to wear his mask. Before he gets far, one of the theater employees stops him. Tom thinks it’s one of his fans asking for an autograph but to...

I’m broke, sad and a disappointment to my parents. But at least I’m not in debt

That’s the one thing I’m given credit for

He worked for years to invent an engine that ran on ambient disappointment.

But at the unveiling, it wouldn't work.

Then it did.

Briefly.

What do you call a mild disappointment?

This joke.

This year for Halloween, I’m going as a massive disappointment.

I know it’s what I’ve been for the past few years, but hey, it’s what fits.

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Lawyers should never ask a Virginia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big d...

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An old farmer is known across the state for his giant pumpkins.

An old farmer is known across the state for his giant pumpkins.

Every year he takes the blue ribbon at the state fair for biggest pumpkin, and every year his town throws a Pumpkin Parade for him where he drives the winner down Main Street in the back of his pickup, the local marching band pla...

I thought they said freebies

My disappointment stung almost as much as the bees

The reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world ended in a disappointment.

The finale was not a cliffhanger.

NSFW Disappointment

When you run at a wall with an erection and break your nose...

I bought a DVD on dealing with disappointment.

When I opened it, the box was empty.

As the teacher marked my quiz answers, she suddenly stopped, looked up at me and shook her head in utter disappointment. With cold, dead eyes, she muttered, "This is wrong." Mouth dry, I whispered, "Question 2?"

She snarled, "No, the way your hand is resting between my thighs."

Someone got me a really ugly calculator for Christmas and I couldn't hide my disappointment.

Then I realised, it's what's on the inside that counts.

Sorry everyone,

Today’s session on dealing with disappointment has been cancelled.

Imagine the disappointment when if a wolf knew it's descendant would be a pug

That's how your grandpa feels when he sees your man bun

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Me going to a shop: hi would like to buy an owl
Shopkeeper:we don't sell owls

Me. * turns around in disappointment *: someone told me you did

Shopkeeper:who?

Me:I just f**king heard one

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