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Business Model Jokes

Did you hear about Walmart's new business model?

Walmart bought the rights to Toys-R-Us and is merging with it. They are changing the mascot from a giraffe to a sea mammal, though.

They're gonna call it, Wal-R-Us.

Atheism has a rubbish business model

It's non-prophet.

Mr. Zuckerberg how do you sustain a business model in which users don’t pay for your services?

Zuckerberg: “1010011010”.......Ahem

Zuckerberg: “Senator, we run ads”

Why the Baker went out of business...

- The turnover was disappointing
- His investors all wanted a slice of the pie
- The price of yeast wouldn't stop rising
- Customers said his service staff were too tarte
- His bakery business model became stale
- He tried to get another loan but the bank manager said " there Cannoli ...

Could you imagine if Steve Jobs first name was blow

His current business model would suck.

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At our tattoo studio, women can flash their boobs to get a discount

The business model we operate on is "tit for tat".

What do you call someone down on their luck who does stock photos?

A poor business model.

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