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Jason and Charlie go golfing

After a few holes Jason misses what should have been an easy putt. "God dammit, I missed!" said Jason. Charlie replies, "Woah there, you really shouldn't use the Lord's name in vain or God himself may strike down upon you". Jason assures Charlie it won't happen again and they continue to play. A few...

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A nun and golfer are old friends and decide to have a game of golf.

On the first hole the golfer narrowly misses his target an yells "Shit! I missed!"

The nun is appalled and tells the golfer she does not approve of his bad language.

On the next hole the golfer again misses narrowly and again shouts "Arrrgh Shit! I missed!"

The nun warns him th...

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