Bill and Lynn had married under rather unfortunate circumstances, and their married life hadn't been anything to brag about either. To everyone's amazement, after living together for 35 years, Bill went to the local judge to ask for an annulment. A date for the hearing was set, and when the time cam...
"I want to be treated like a queen", she said.
So after the pope refused an annulment I accused her of heresy and had her beheaded.