I always thought the origin of the word "politics" was a strangely accurate description of itself.
"Poli-" meaning "many",
"-tics" meaning "bloodsucking parasites."
r/Jokes A man walks into a resort and the first sign he saw reads, ‘Lool Area’
He was confused and asks one of the employees about it.
“Yes, we have this tradition here, we replace the first ‘P’ of any word that starts with P with an ‘L’ because the owner hates the words that starts with letter ‘P’.”
The man thought this was strange, but as long as there were no ...
They did move their houses,but..........
On the right side of the house of a minister there lived a blacksmith,and on the left side,a carpenter.The blacksmith and the carpenter made noise day and night and disturbed the minister. When he could not take it anymore, the minister called the two and demanded that they move their houses. One...
Jane and Arlene joke
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arle...
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A Piano Bar Needs a Piano Player NSFW
A man is walking down a busy street in St. Pete and see a chalk board sign out front of a pub that reads “Piano Player Wanted”.
The man walks into the bar and it’s empty other than the bar owner setting up chairs in front of the stage with a piano on it. The owner says “sorry sir we don’t o...