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I am opening a bar that only serves milk stouts

I am calling it Brew Dairymore

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An Irish man walks into a pub.

The bartender asks him, "What'll you have?"

The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."

So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.

The bartender sa...

A man walks into a New York bar

He sits down at the end of the bar and orders three stouts. The bartender raises an eyebrow but says nothing. He serves the beers. After the second round of the same order the bartender breaks his silence.

“Wouldn’t you enjoy them more if you ordered them one after another?”

The man ch...

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