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What do you get after a boobjob?

Chestnut

What's the difference between a chickpea and a chestnut

Trump never had a chestnut on his face

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What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin?

Ya can't call 'em shit because you probably have dick in your mouth.

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I've always liked chestnuts.

But I'd rather cum on her arse.

My Christmas chestnuts joke...

This one's kind of corny, but it's always been a good one for me that's safe with family.

A man walks into a pet shop to buy a parrot, and he's sees several beautiful varieties for sale. One of the parrots looks fairly bedraggled, and is not nearly as colorful as the rest, but it's price is ...

Winter- Pros: Chestnuts roasting.

Cons: Deez nuts freezing.

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A student in a psych class is asking his professor about sexual fetishes.

Student: Do you know the scientific names of most of the sexual fetishes?

Prof: I believe I know just about all of them, Iโ€™ve been teaching psychology for over 40 years.

Student: well what do you call a person who is aroused by dead people.

Prof: easy, thatโ€™s a necrophiliac....

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What can be both a sex position and a fruit?

A chestnut.

What is Easter?

Three men all die in an accident and met Saint Peter in front of the pearly gates.

"Welcome to heaven gentlemen. I would love to let you in but before I can do that I need to prove that you're devout Christians. If you can tell me what Easter is I can let you through."

The first man st...

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What do they call the aftermath of a successful boob job?

A chestnut

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A man was talking to his stepdaughter when the stepdaughter asked...

"What do you call nuts on the wall?"

The stepfather replied "well my dear that would be Walnuts."

The stepdaughter then asks "well what would nuts on your chest be called?"

The stepfather replies "well my dear those would be called chestnuts."

The stepdaughter finally ask...

A woman walks into a pet shop

She sees a beautiful parrot, and asks the shop keeper if he says any words. The shop keeper says, "If you hold a match under his left foot he sings Highway to hell."

The lady is sceptical at first, but she tries it and the parrot sings Highway to hell. Amazed, she asks the shop keeper what e...

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What's a bisexual's favourite food item?

Chestnuts

I was just eating cashews and one of them fell into my bra.

Is it still a cashew or is it a chestnut now?

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What do you call it when a male squirrel ejaculates onto a female squirrel's stomach?

Chestnut

Where did the peanut hide his treasure?

Inside a chestnut.

A woman with blonde hair walks into an electronics store...

And gestures over a store employee.

"I want to buy this TV." She said.

The store employee replies to her, "I am sorry, ma'am. But we don't sell TV's to blondes. Store policy."

The woman is visibly upset, but formulates a plan. She goes home and she dyes her hair the most ...

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