Pasta is long and stringy. Rice is short and stubby.

Orzo you think

The penguin and the mechanic

A penguin is driving a rental car through Arizona when, suddenly, the air conditioner stops working. The penguin, frantic with the heat, swerves into the first car repair shop he sees.

Penguin jumps out yelling, "Quick, quick! Drop everything and fix my air conditioner. I'm literally dying...

How do dogs with short, stubby legs greet each other?

Corgially

What's E.T. short for?

Because he's got those stubby little legs.

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