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Chunky Jokes

-Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky? -Sorry, we only have normal Kit Kat.

-That's what I asked for, fat f*ck!

‘Can I buy a kitkat chunky?’

Assistant: ‘Of course Sir’ *hands kitkat chunky over*
Customer: ‘No chunky, I want a regular kitkat’

(Sorry, first post, I’m not great at jokes)

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I walked up to the counter and asked the girl at the till to give me a KitKat chunky.

She handed me a KitKat Chunky. I said no, I wanted a regular KitKat, you fat bitch.

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Probably the grossest joke I've ever heard.

late one evening a guy is closing up the restaurant he works at. He's sweeping floors and wiping tables, when there's a knock at the door. He opens the door and standing there is the filthiest bum he's ever seen. The bum says, "say fella, could you give me a fork?" Well the guy figures, what the hel...

I like my girls how I like my milk

White, spoiled, and chunky

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A Man Goes into a gas station and asks the lady at the register for a KitKat Chunky

The lady then goes back to the freezer and gets him a KitKat Chunky.

The man says "No, I wanted a regular Kit Kat you fat bitch"

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I like my chilli like I like my men

Hot, brown, chunky and beefy.


Also it explodes in your mouth and makes your asshole hurt the next day.

What do you call a fat drug addict?

Chunky junkie!

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A man walks into a petrol station

He walks up to the counter and says

‘Can I have a Kit Kat chunky’

‘Sure’ replies the cashier and hands him a Kit Kat Chunky

The man replies - ‘I said I want a Kit Kat you fat bitch’

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I walked into my local petrol station..

..yesterday. I asked the girl behind the counter 'can I have a KitKat chunky'.
She come back with a KitKat chunky'.
I said 'i want a normal KitKat you fat bitch'.

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A man pulls up to a petrol station and goes go buy a chocolate bar...

He goes up to the cashier and says "can I have a kit-kat chunky?"

The cashier returns with the chocolate bar he asked for and says "there you go, that will 80p please"

He turns back to her and says
"No, I wanted a regular kit-kat you fat bitch".

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky.
Credit to my dad this morning..

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Birth of a Candy Bar! rated XXX and NSFW

One PAYDAY, MR. PEANUT wanted a BIT o' HONEY, so he took MARY JANE back behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVE. He began to feel her MOUNDS. That was pure ALMOND JOY!! It made his TOOTSIE ROLL. He let out some SNICKERS as his BUTTERFINGER went up her JUICY FRUIT and caused a MILK...

Man goes to a petrol station.

It's night time and one of those serving hatches. Talks to the girl. Can I have a can of coke and a Kit kat Chunky?

Off the girl goes to get his stuff. "There you go," she says, "One can of coke and a KitKat Chunky."

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal Kitkat, you fat cow."

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I walked up to service station night pay

I walked up to the service station night pay and said,
"pump 7 and a kit kat chunky"

The lady behind the glass walked off and came back and handed me a kit kat chunky and said, "that's $53.21 all together".

I looked at her in disgust and said, "I wanted a regular kit kat you fat cun...

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How can you tell a vegan is a sadist?

The first sign is when they ask you to use chunky peanut butter for lube during anal.

I went into my local news agent and put some chocolate down on the counter looking up at the man at the till

He was on his phone mot paying any attention so I spoke up and asked "Excuse me can i have a kit kat chunky"

The man at the till scanned the item and through it back

"That'll be 80p. Theres no need to be so rude in the future"

A man walks into a shop

A man walks into a shop and asks for a fork. He gets one and walks out the door.
A second man walks into a shop and asks for a fork. The shopkeeper gives him the fork and the man walks out the door.
A third man walks in and asks for a straw. The shopkeeper asks, "Why do you want a straw when e...

There was an obese man watching tv...

He saw an ad for weight loss but it didn't say how it worked all it showed was all kinds of success stories.
So big boy picked up the phone and called the number.
The next day he heard his doorbell and rolled to the door.
When he opened the door he saw a naked chunky girl in shoes and a ...

Three men ask a shopkeeper for a fork...

A shop assistant is working behind the counter of a corner store, when a man walks in.
"Do you have any plastic forks I could have?"
The shopkeeper says yes, and hands over a fork. Less than a minute later, another guy walks in and also asks:
"Could I please have a fork?"
Once again, th...

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The Birth of Baby Ruth

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?"

Well, she immediate...

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"I bet you I can keep you from eating those cheerios"

A small boy wanted to play a game with his parents so he said "let's see who can keep the other one from eating the cheerios first"

"Challenged accepted." Replied the father. So he stood up on the kitchen table and pissed in the mother's cheerios. The mother was a stubborn ole' mule so she st...

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