A chicken walks in to a bar. The bartender says, "What'll be, chicken?" The chicken says, "I'd like a nice pale ale with some type of a fruit flavor." The bartender says, "You want the bar across the road."
4th of July Alcohol puns: American Heroes edition.
So this all started with Abraham Drinkin.
Help us come up with more. It has to be a character from American History to celebrate today as well as some sort of alcohol theme.
Here's what we have so far (some are better than others) :
John Wilkes Booze ...