He turned the 'ribbed for her pleasure' condom inside out.
A frog hops into a pharmacy to buy condoms. The pharmacist asks if he wants smooth or ribbed ones. The frog replies....
Ribbed condoms are misleading
They don’t even taste like ribs
My girlfriend has started requesting ribbed, flavored, and glow-in-the-dark condoms instead of being satisfied with regular ones.
I can't keep up with the drastic changes in Lifestyles.
It's funny that condoms are ribbed for her pleasure...
Because in Genesis, God ribbed Adam for Eve.
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position
as a sales representative for a large firm.
The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You’ve graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we’d hire you without a second thought. However, a sales...
I'm so selfish....
I wear ribbed condoms inside out.
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Pirate pick-up lines
“I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ yer chest.”
“Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.”
“See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.”
“Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin’?”
“Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and p...
Two girls weent for a smoke
Did you hear about the two mormon girls who went to beach to smoke a cigarette away from the watchful eye of their parents? One had never smoked before, and was surprised to see her friend pull two cigarettes out of a condom, where she had them kept away. Her friend explained this was the best way t...
A man went in for an interview...
A man went in for an interview for a job as a sales man. The interview went quite well, but the trouble was that he kept winking.
The interviewer said, "Although you have a lot of the qualities we are looking for, the fact that you keep winking could put a lot of our potential customers off."...