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Ribbed Jokes

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and w...

What kind of condoms do frogs use?

Ribbed.

It's funny that condoms are ribbed for her pleasure...

Because in Genesis, God ribbed Adam for Eve.

A frog hops into a pharmacy to buy condoms. The pharmacist asks if he wants smooth or ribbed ones. The frog replies....

"ribbit"

My girlfriend has started requesting ribbed, flavored, and glow-in-the-dark condoms instead of being satisfied with regular ones.

I can't keep up with the drastic changes in Lifestyles.

When buying condoms,

I like to get the condoms that are "ribbed for her pleasure" and turn 'em inside out.

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What did the selfish lover do?

He turned the 'ribbed for her pleasure' condom inside out.

How did the frog make his condom more pleasurable for his wife?

He ribbed it.

A man went in for an interview...

A man went in for an interview for a job as a sales man. The interview went quite well, but the trouble was that he kept winking.

The interviewer said, "Although you have a lot of the qualities we are looking for, the fact that you keep winking could put a lot of our potential customers off."...

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Pirate pick-up lines

“I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ yer chest.”

“Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.”

“See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.”

“Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin’?”

“Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and p...

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Is it any wonder men have been obsessed with sex since biblical times?

After all, Adam was ribbed for his own pleasure

What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

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