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Stickiest Jokes

Why are Spiderman stickers the stickiest?

They don't peel so good.

What is the stickiest thing in the world?

A stick.

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Just beyond the Gates of Hell, an alcoholic, a womanizer, and a stoner find themselves standing in front of three identical doors.

There to greet them is none other than Satan, who tells them a secret method to getting into Heaven: Each man must spend 1,000 years in a room with their greatest vice. If he does so, he will be allowed to enter Heaven. The catch? At the end of the 1,000 year period, if the man asks to be let out of...

We've all heard the Nacho Cheese Joke...

And now I give you something new...

"What cheese is the stickiest?"

"Gou-DAH!!"

When I came up with this one, I told it to my wife and she cringed so hard that I felt like I might have caused a small rift in our relationship... I did. :P

Two homeless men, Bob and Tom, are walking down the street.

They pass a restaurant that is packed with people hungry during lunch hour.

Bob pulls a $2 bill out of his pocket. He has a nasty sense of humor, so he says to Tom, "I'll make you a deal. If you can make those hungry people push their plates away, I'll give you this $2."

Tom accepts. ...

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