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Clingy Jokes

You can't really blame barnacles for being clingy...

They're just a little shellfish.

What do you call an extremely clingy alien?

A personal space invader.

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Why was the bread acting clingy?

Because it kneaded attention

Why are spiders clingy roommates?

Because they're an Arachneedy.

Why was the mortgage so clingy?

It hated being alone.

Man, some toys are so clingy

They never seem to Lego

What's extremely clingy but will never attach to feminine products?

incellophane!

Why are Filipino people so clingy?

Because they always Tagalog.

My girlfriend might be a bit clingy, but she sure is going places...

Like home. Go home.

What the difference between your mom and washing machine

The washing machine doesn’t get clingy after I drop a load in it.

A comment made in retort to my wife this morning made her laugh through the day

Not really a joke, but see if you people think its funny.

We got a young puppy atm and myself an wife usually get up at same time early each morning to sort her out. As she hasn't seen us for a few hours as she sleeps downstairs with cats, she gets excited and clingy first thing, so one of u...

Whenever John’s daughter was sad, he found out to cheer her up he’d put out some paper and crayons.

After about fifteen minutes, his daughter would be all right again. But lately, she has been very clingy. So leaving the paper and crayons on the table didn’t work when she wasn’t happy.

“Tell you what,” John said, “If I’m gonna be carrying you now more often, I will give you a shoulder to ...

What do women and boxers have in common?

They're both clingy when wet!

I Broke Up With My Girlfriend, Sara N. Wrap.

She was too clingy.

I had to break up with my girlfriend because she was obsessive about cellophane wrap.

She was way too clingy.

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I had to break up with my girlfriend...

Me and my Japanese girlfriend had been dating for around 9 months before she really started becoming attached and really clingy. I decided that the best thing for me to do was to end the relationship. When I told her she took it surprisingly well, and she didn't get upset or anything. I was ecstatic...

Everyone hates making-out with Gorilla glue

Its gets so clingy afterwhile.

My FBI agent just left me.

Apparently I'm too clingy.

I once knew a guy whose parents were from Chernobyl

On the one hand, he was friendly but on the other hand, he was quite clingy. But on the third hand, he had eight fingers.

Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

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