Goldilocks had grown into a fine young lady now, and so she decided to revisit the three bears, just to see how they were all doing.
As she wandered down the path, she ended up at their house, signed "The Three Bears". She didn't see any sign of them around.
I covered my shirt with push pins...
I thought I would look sharp, but everyone said it was tacky.
"The truth shall set you free" I tell my kids.
Then they usually reply "c'mon dad that's so tacky and cliche"
And then I laugh trying to get them to laugh
Then they start laughing
Then I laugh even more!
Thetruth is the pass word to their cages!
We find Jesus...
We find Jesus playing golf one beautiful cloud free day (as heaven is floating on clouds) He is joined by Moses and an elderly man wearing tacky old golf clothing.
Moses plays first, he swings his golf stick with precision befitting a man who has used a staff since dawn of humanity, the ball...
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Fred and Barney are standing next to the jukebox,...
Barney says, "Hey, Fred, what do you want to listen to? *Rock* music?"
Fred replies, "You know, Barney, just because we live in the stone age doesn't mean all your puns have to be rock-based. Besides, I have a very eclectic taste in music which better suites my personality."
I get why Tupac's band smoked his ashes...
...It would have been tacky to take a shot in his memory.