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Knotty Jokes

Knotty Knotty!

Did you hear about the spider that tried to join Reddit a while ago?

>!He got banned for crossposting in multiple threads!!<

Why do pine trees always get coal for Christmas?

Because they are so knotty. That is seasonally late dad joke.

Why did Pinocchio prefer wooden girls over the real thing?

Because the wooden girls are knotty!

I was in the store and the teller had a shirt with figure eight knots printed on it…

I told her, “That’s a very knotty shirt you have on”.

I don’t know what was more classic, the look on her face or my son when he screamed, “Dad!” As I just pointed at the shirt.

Why are ropes used in bdsm?

Because they are knotty

What did the mother rope say to her child?

“Don’t be knotty.”

What does the Daddy tree say to the kid tree?

Don't be knotty

Why didn't Santa go to the rope tying convention?

Because they're all on the knotty list.

The man hobbled as he walked up to the Talking Tree on the edge of the clearing...

The man hobbled as he walked up to the Talking Tree on the edge of the clearing at the end of the path, as he had done at the close of every day for the last 73 turnings of the Earth. Never farther, for it was as far North as he ever went, and he came this far only to pour out his sorrows to the fin...

Did you know that Santa Claus is both an arborist and a geologist?

He's gonna find out what's knotty or gneiss.

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Stacey

Her name was Stacey.

One day I asked Stacey out on a date.

She turned me down.

You see I used to have a stutter, and she thought that it was annoying.

I was like: “Okay, whatever b-b-b-bitch.”

I didn’t see her again for two years.

I was walking on the street...

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