What do you call a weed gummy

A High-chew

My wife said I need to grow up. I was speechless..

It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth

How did the gummy bear lose his leg?

He lost it in nom.

Did you hear about the gummy bear with only one leg?

He lost the other one in Nom.

<all credit to my daughter>

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear (yes i know my sense of humour is great)

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears..

People just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

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What do you call a large bearded homosexual man with no teeth, who enjoys giving blowjobs?

A gummy bear.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

(My girlfriend told me this and I thought I'd share)

Gummy bear

Hardest thing in the world? Putting it in soft.

A while ago, I thought I was going insane...

...until the the unicorn and the gummy bear told me I was just fine.

I feel much better now.

I’m tired of people saying bears are like humans and that’s why you should care about the polar icecaps melting.

If bears were like humans they would be fine. The polar bears would steal land from the grizzly bears, have all the panda bears build them railroads. Send all the koala bears to Australia, all the gummy bears to San Francisco they’ll be fine. They’re start a country called Bearica and have a half bl...

Which animal has the softest bite?

“Gummy” bears

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a list of puns!

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

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Little boy and his dad went fishing

The dad pulls out a bag of gummy bears.

The little boy asks "Can I have some?"

The dad replies "Can your dick touch your asshole?"

The little boy says "No it can't"

The dad says "Then sorry these are mine"

20 minutes later the boy pulls out a bag of potato chips...

Told to me by my five year old (she insists it's original)

My daughter, after inspecting the cupcake she decorated:

"What do you call a baby bear that doesn't have its teeth yet?"

"A gummy bear!"

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A scientist goes into a kindergarten classroom...

A scientist goes into a kindergarten classroom to conduct an experiment. The experiment involves the kids eating gummy bears and judging by the color and taste, the kids will shout out the flavor.

The scientist gives them a red gummy bear and the kids can instantly tell that it’s strawberry....

my brother just called me (11pm) with a joke so funny he was still laughing

**what is a bear without teeth?**

**answer: a gummy bear**

since he made it up all by himself, i informed him that i could no longer publicly claim him as my brother. he understood completely.

What do you call a baby cub before it starts teething?

A gummy bear

The longest joke in the world

From: http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

So, there's a man crawling through the desert.

He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again....

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Kid walks in on his grandpa smoking a cigar.

Kid says "grandpa, can I have a cigar too?"

Grandpa asks "can your dick touch your asshole?

Kid says no so grandpa says "sorry, you're not old enough."

Week later kid sees grandpa drinking a beer and asks "can I drink a beer with you?

Grandpa replies "can your dick tou...

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What do you call a bear without teeth?

A gummy bear.

I know it's bad, but everyone deserves a good arsenal of dad jokes.

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

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