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Chewy Jokes

Why does Han Solo like gum?

Because it's chewy

So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?

A Stormtrooper

I saw Han Solo crying while eating his beef.

Later I asked why. He said it was chewy.

I ate a baby wookiee the other day

It was a little chewy

What do you call the chewy candy that tastes like a mongoose and kills snakes?

Riki Tiki Taffy

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My girlfriend finally convinced me to try this new French restaurant in town. Everything went great, except my escargot was WAY too chewy.

I'm telling you, it was tough ass snails.

3 dirty Star Wars jokes

1) Why was Han Solo suspicious when he finally got inside Princess Leia?

Because it was Luke warm

2) Why was Han Solo suspicious when he was eating Princess Leia?

Because she felt chewy

3) Did Han do the right thing when he confronted Leia about these?

No, that nig...

Why didn't Hans Solo enjoy his steak dinner?

It was "Chewy"

Why did Han Solo become a vegetarian?

Because the last steak he ate was really Chewy.

I recently had the opportunity to eat baby wookie

The taste was great, but the meat was a little chewy

Han Solo ordered a steak in the shape of a Wookie.

He sent it back to the kitchen because it was a little chewy.

What did the guy at the restaurant say to the bubble gum he found stuck under the table?

I have a bad feeling about this, Chewy.

So this British couple adopt a German baby...

... and as it grows from a babe-in-arms, to a toddler, it never makes a sound.

As the child grows into a young boy, he stays silent and it gets to the point where his adopted parents are really worried.

As the boy gets older, he still never says a word.

Then one day, the family ...

I tried Wookie curry for the first time last night

The flavour was alright but the meat was a bit chewy.

Two homeless men are dumpster diving for food outside of a synagogue...

One of the men pops his head out and says to the other, “Man, these onion rings are really chewy!”

I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant...

The burgers are chewy

My family had Wookiee steak for dinner.

It was fine, just a little chewy...

To celebrate Star Wars we baked some "Wookie Cookies".

They were a little on the Chewy side.

I hit Chewbacca with my car, and killed him. I feel bad, but I didn't want the meat to go to waste, so I cooked it.

It was chewy.

Polar bear: Don't you just love these little igloo snacks...

Crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside.

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Late one night, Han and Leia are hanging out getting a bit drunk....

when Leia starts bitching about never being able to understand Chewy. Han, fed up with Leia's attitude replied.....

"look princess, there's nothing I can do about it, that's just the way the wookie mumbles"

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Wookie jerky wouldn’t be too bad

It’d just be a little Chewy

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

Why did the sarlac not like eating wookies?

It always found them a little chewy.

Just started my Vegan diet.

They're a bit chewy, but better than kale.

I was making Ewok for dinner

but I cooked it too long and it was like, a little Chewy.

-- (Wil Shipley)

Zalporin

Luke and Leia are on a mission to a remote Rebel base when they receive a distress call from the Millennium Falcon. Tracing its homing beacon, they discover that the ship is stranded on a planet called Zalporin, on the other side of the galaxy.

"I've heard of this world," Leia says, gravely c...

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