Her: "If I walk outside and all of our mugs are on the front porch, I'm leaving you."
Me: *sips coffee from a bowl*
It's muggy outside
But inside, it's burglary.
On my visit to Chicago, the weather forecast said it was muggy.
The forecaster was right. I went outside and someone stole my shoes.
I told my wife I was going for a walk, but as soon as I got outside, some thugs jumped out of the bushes and tried to steal my wallet.
I ran back into the house and locked the door.
"So, how was your walk", she asked.
"I didn't go, it's way too muggy."
A father and son were out walking one humid summer evening
Taking note of the weather, the son said, "Man, it sure is muggy out."
"Yeah," replied the father "I lost my wallet five minutes ago."
Why doesn't the Weather Man ever carry valuables on them once the humidity level gets above 70%?
It gets a bit muggy
This humid weather reminds me of New York in the 80's
Muggy.
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